Week 10 Ravens Browns

When do you want to get this game in homo?

Homo huh? I dont want to ruin your holidays so maybe we get it in soon here. Get the kleenex ready.

I didnt buy kleenex, just some champagne for after, i am going to spray it all over the living room. I even got some ski goggles for chompers so he doesnt get any in his eyes.

I think you might be serious about that. You make some t-shirts and and hats to wear after as well?

no we didnt go there, we do have division champion raven bobble heads though....

This just in..... Larry Fitzgerald just called a press conference where he revealed that he is in fact Patrick Willis's Father, he is now requesting that Patrick call him daddy when the Browns play the Ravens this week. Details surrounding the claim are still a bit sketchy but Larry is assuring all neysayers that the results of the paternity test will prove he is in fact Willis's father. Speculation on how this could be possible range from time travel to petophilia but nothing substantial has been revealed yet.

patrick willis wants a paternity test.

the results of the paternity test have come back. Larry Fitzgerald is Patrick Willis' father. Apparently Larry and his long time friend Doogie Howser invented a time machine and used it to go back in time and impregnate willis's mother. There is now a heated discussion taking place between the father and son. Larry would like Patrick to change his name to Patrick Fitzgerald and carry on the name but Patrick feels that he should at least get a trip to the zoo with Larry before he thinks about a name change. Detials to follow.

A truely touching story of time travel and the stength of family ties.

I have no reply at this time. I am still dealing with the concusion I suffered last night at the hands of my dog.